I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. Last week I helped my friend stay put.I don't know what I was trying to pull off there. That's like a carbon copy of the previous joke but with different ingredients. Before I realized he likes cherries just. I waited to see if he was gonna say tomato. If you're gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there." This is what my friend said to me he said "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." It's like, "Dude.My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so … yeah".My roommate said to me, 'I'm gonna go shave and use the shower does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.I would say "Sweet." And then people would say "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say "Just press two for a while and when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough." Something like two two two two two two two. I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember.I bought a $7 pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. They should call that "corn", and they should call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "Mitch", but then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together."
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